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parzival221:

shak1ra:

redevoted:

bowserfucker:

oknope:

imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told 

IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”

what about a book of all the lies people have told you

Oh how the tables have tabled

Tables have tabled

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shmoke-what:

Probably the best the internet has shown me all year

shmoke-what:

Probably the best the internet has shown me all year

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officialfrenchtoast:

having a crush on someone you dont have a chance with

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who's been drawing dicks

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theteaward:

In which the actors are their characters.

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dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

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theprophetchuck:

I WAS SO SCARED

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